72 Thoughts About Iron Man
Moving onto Iron Man.
I’m not sure I will be able to keep up with Robert Downey Jr and writing down my thoughts.
Oh man, I forgot that this movie gets right into the action.
So many people have played Howard Stark. WHICH IS MY FAVORITE.
What does Apogee mean? the highest point/culmination OR the point at which a moon or satellite is furthest from the earth. IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A METAPHOR ABOUT TONY STARK CURRENTLY BEING A SELF-INVOLVED DOOFUS AND HE’S GOING TO BE A MODERATELY LESS SELF-INVOLVED DOOFUS SOON?
Yellow/orange colored shades are probably the most douchey.
Leslie Bibb really annoys me in this movie.
JARVIS DOES NOT ANNOY ME. I love him and that house. RIP that house.
Put on some pants Leslie Bibb.
Pepper Potts. This is where I think saying Slay Queen is appropriate.
I’m pretty sure Audi sponsored this.
What you reading platypus
Actually maybe it’s the light colored frames that are the most douchey.
He is dripping in arrogance.
Feeding tubes. Useful, but gross.
Wouldn’t that electro-magnet get infected? Wouldn’t it be rejected by his immune system? I never really thought that origin made sense. Is it the same in the comics? Pause to check. Yup, similar, but not exactly the same origin story in the comic books. 8O
That guy he looked at in the distance looks familiar for some reason.
Tony’s be sly. He’s got a plan.
3 Gigajoules per sec is actually equal 3 Gigawatts, which is is kind of a shitload of energy. I think that the Iron Man suit could run a lot longer than 15 minutes…I’m not sure this makes sense #IAMASCIENTIST
Oh yeah I forgot that that dude is the actual leader. I really haven’t seen this movie in A LONG TIME.
He made that suit in a cave. jeebus.
Yup Tony is mad. And I’m not sure how he is deflecting machine gun fire.
Oh, Rhody just happened to be flying by.
Don’t worry I’m sure Tony knows what he is doing.
PHIL COULSON!!!! SHIELD!!!! OMG! SOOOOO HAPPY!!! Who knew he would be such a MCU mainstay!
Obidiah on a segway.
sideburns without hair is kind of disturbing.
Don’t sell! Stupid Mad Money dude. If you only knew.
The arc replacement scene. This is one of the greatest scenes in the movie. Because they play off each other so so so so well. And that little look between them.
I don’t know about you, but I’m rather surprised that the military didn’t get the Mark 1 from the sands.
Is that leg practical or cg? It looks so real.
That pizza must be so cold.
Board doesn’t like your direction, Tony, you should look into B-Corps.
Should you be doing this near your beautiful cars. nope. probably not.
Oh dummy, you are one of the best things in this movie.
Great Scene Alert: The Iron Man Test.
I can’t imagine that he actually made it from Malibu to Santa Monica that quickly. Yes that is the unbelievable part of this.
Aw, you love her Tony. I know it.
There’s that beautiful Audi again.
AGENT COULSON AGAIN! Acting like SHIELD is something new or something.
Oh Pepper.
NO GO AWAY LESLIE BIBB.
Seriously, guys this is not the place to have this conversation. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ALL THE REPORTERS.
Obidiah, you ass. You don’t seem evil yet. BUT YOU ARE.Tony like Perrier I guess.
I love that he wears a little suit underneath the iron man suit. He wears just about anything now.
That tank scene. I definitely remember that from the trailers.
Also Iron Man doesn’t sound like that in future movies.
why don’t you have a backup chute?
Why do we shoot first and ask questions later?
WTF kind of design sense do you have Obidiah? Evil if I’ve ever seen evil. The PJs especially.
Evil confirmed (though I already knew that)
Pepper Potts, master spy.
Well that was pretty easy.
Get outta here Obidiah. You are the worst.
I really don’t think the financial times has a puzzle.Evil folks just need to explain all their plans for some reason.
Once again the most unrealistic part of this movie are the LA travel times.
Also where is John Favreau. I guess he spent the bulk of his time directing.
Oh dummy, This is why I love you.
Another Audi. So beautiful.
Coulson, be careful!
Why are all of those chains just hanging there?
Why does Obidiah sound like a monster?
you made no upgrades, you had engineers do it. You aren’t smart enough you jerk.
tricky, tricky tony stark.
How is it possible that that suit uses so much power. The math just doesn’t make sense. #WENTTOSCHOOLFORTHIS
Those are not sensible shoes for this situation, Pepper.
What is that necklace, Obidiah? Is it important?
Well it is incinerated now.
Coulson, he’s not going to stick to it.
I remember when Coulson said SHIELD I when I saw this for the first time. THE THEATER WENT #CRAY
Oh go away Leslie Bibb.
Oh man, another wonderful scene. That would be outlandish. The truth is I am Iron Man.
STINGER: I still remember the joy of seeing Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury for the first time. God I love these movies.
See what I said about the other Marvel Movies.
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