59 Thoughts About Thor: The Dark World

59 Thoughts About Thor: The Dark World

Thor returns. Loki returns. The Infinity Stones return. Chaos ensues. 

  1. It’s funny that all the Thor movies start with an ancient prologue. Marvel’s version of a fantasy epic.
  2. Shouldn't Asgard do that bifrost trick whenever they have a problem.
  3. Odin is looking his age. Maybe it’s all this anger at Loki.
  4. Well that’s what happens when you are made of what looks to be already broken up stone.
  5. Are the nine realms in turmoil just because Loki was king for awhile and then tried to invade Earth?
  6. There’s such a bittersweet sadness in Thor. For an action hero, Chris Hemsworth, plays the little moments well. Or maybe I just have the feels about this because I’m so invested in these movies.
  7. Ah it’s all because the bifrost was destroyed. Those flash-bangs must mean it’s repaired, right?
  8. Oh Chris O’Dowd, you are so comical.
  9. Her mother lives in London?
  10. She brought her intern to London?
  11. Darcy isn’t really her intern anymore?
  12. I guess Erik might be suffering from the aftereffects of that Loki control and the bump on the head. Poor Erik.
  13. That bottle would have continued to accelerate. It could have been #dangeroustotheextreme
  14. The car key thing was a dumb joke.
  15. I know I have been mostly complimentary in these posts, but I remember not being the hugest fan of this particular installment.
  16. Stop being so curious, Jane. It gets you infected with alien infinity gems.
  17. The conceit that Thor couldn’t visit Jane never made sense to me. That excuse was stupid. Why didn’t he come visit immediately after he finished with the warring. Was he supposed to not see her because they are from two worlds, blah, blah, blah…
  18. You guys knew each other for a couple of days. Are you really actually in love?
  19. That Aether is potent.
  20. She is so tiny next to him. it’s pretty hilarious.
  21. Svartelfheim-- Schwartz means black in german. THAT NAME MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
  22. Yes, he did compare you to a goat. Even if he is King, it doesn’t mean that he can be so mean.
  23. Harry Potter-esque books.
  24. You aren’t going to have a lot of dark elves to populate that world since you let them all die a few millennia ago. What’s the point of this plan?
  25. Oh that Loki conflict is back.
  26. These holding cells are ridiculous. isn’t anyone checked for weapons???? or magical transformer rocks??
  27. That was cool… the jumpy hammer-catchy move
  28. Very maneuverable for ships of such a weird design.
  29. the shields should have been up already.
  30. oh I see. the ship was designed to knock down columns. Very niche.
  31. Slow motion climaxes making everything more and more dramatic.
  32. Natalie Portman’s hair is #hairgoals
  33. Odin needs to listen to his own lessons from the first Thor.
  34. That was perhaps one of the saddest moments in all of the marvel movies. seeing Loki in his grief.
  35. Chris Evans did over-the-top Captain America SO WELL.
  36. As always, I want to see more of Lady Sif!
  37. The theme of hitting technology once again in these movies.
  38. Where was all this firepower when the dark elves were attacking.
  39. I really wish they had gotten Alexander Skarsgard to play his son.
  40. Ah, so it was Loki’s meddling. Hawkeye seemed to recover better...
  41. COME BACK LITTLE STARLINGS.
  42. Loki of the Yodenheim. That was purposeful.
  43. Tricksy tricks with Loki and Thor.
  44. Though you should have known that definitely wouldn’t work.
  45. Look at Loki trying to be a hero. His duality is the best part of his character. That and the fact that he is Tom Hiddleston. Not bad, not bad.
  46. Why would that wound ever really kill Loki? Or more like, why would Thor believe that would kill him? It’s his super noble escape plan.
  47. I am going to make a Mjolnir and hang it up on my coat rack like that. Anyone who walks into my house and gets it is a winner in my book.
  48. Yeah, do you know how much destruction happens around Thor. Go, go, go!
  49. We’ve got gravitational comedy, which quickly turns into gravitational tragedy when the UK Military accidentally shoots unarmed villagers. Oi veh!
  50. Mewmew
  51. That was no accident Tube Lady. We all love Thor, so we understand.
  52. This is similar to ending of X-Men: The Last Stand.
  53. Who’s going to be king then? Is there anyone else??????? So confusing???? Will we find out in Thor: Ragnarok.
  54. So Loki was impersonating Odin. WHERE IS ODIN? THE MOST QUESTIONS EVER.
  55. The production value, design, effects and music were grand and epic. There were stand out performances. The writing was definitely clunkier than the other movies.
  56. during the credits, I looked up what Ragnarok means and OMG. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k
  57. Stinger: Will it be safe Taneleer Tivan? I have a sneaking suspicion that no it will not.
  58. INFINITY STONESSSSSSSS FTW!
  59. Stinger 2: You gotta love a happy ending! Reunion of love ones. Frolicking ice beast. Ahhh so lovely.

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