66 Thoughts About Iron Man 2

66 Thoughts About Iron Man 2

Tony Stark has the market on self-destructive narcissists covered. Onward to Iron Man 2!

  1. Oh no. Leslie Bibb’s voice is back.

  2. Oh no. Leslie Bibb is back.

  3. Mickey Rourke looks like he is just about the same age as his dead father.

  4. To be honest Howard Stark didn’t make much money on the arc reactor, so Vanko shouldn’t be so put off. yet.

  5. Justin Theroux (Mr. Jennifer Aniston) wrote the screenplay for this.

  6. The only time I can stand AC/DC is during Iron Man movies.

  7. Oh you thought Tony was going to do something worthwhile with his suit. Not at the moment.

  8. What a weird suit. No buttons. Tony you can do better.

  9. Three different actors playing Howard Stark so far.

  10. Olivia Munn!!! Those were G4 days of Olivia Munn I think.

  11. Kate Mara. The bearer of bad news.

  12. Senator Stern, you “Hail Hydra”-ing bastard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGcTX1uDWAw

  13. Sam Rockwell plays an asshole so very well.

  14. A SHIELD you say?

  15. Why did they need a weapons expert to say that high-level bullshit.

  16. Rhodey, you’re looking a bit different.

  17. Tony Stark is the ultimate showman.

  18. Great idea. destroy all your stuff.

  19. Dummy you’re back.

  20. I’m glad that they replaced those broken windows.

  21. You never see Russia in the summer.

  22. Oh hey, Scarlett Johansson. You are already my favorite.

  23. Wait is that Elon Musk? WTF?

  24. UGH!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!

  25. Don’t worry Tony. You will figure this out.

  26. The special effects in the Monaco Racing Fight scene are breathtakingly awesome. The reactions from the crowd are not.

  27. I just want to put Vanko into a shower.

  28. I do wonder how Happy, Pepper and Tony continually manage to save the day with antics like this.

  29. Mickey Rourke’s top knot is a delight.

  30. Sam Rockwell is dressed like Ellen.

  31. Did I hear that correctly? $125M

  32. Aw, so sad to see DJ AM.

  33. This is what a fearful and angryTony Stark looks like.

  34. Colonel Rhodes. The man with a plan.

  35. I really forgot how good this Iron Man vs. War Machine/Iron Patriot fight is. And how much damage they create.

  36. Aw it’s the major from the previous movie! I love the continuity!

  37. Tough love with Nick Fury.

  38. Bigger problems in the Southwest Region!!!! THOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  39. Vanko and Hammer scenes are some of the best in this movie.

  40. Why is the military always making such terrible decisions in these movies?

  41. Oh man, I can’t wait until they go back to the founding of SHIELD. I really hope they do.

  42. Coulson :)

  43. I love that Coulson watches SuperNanny. I forgot the SuperNanny was even a thing.

  44. Is Hammer really licking a lollipop.

  45. Oh the feels from that Father-Son moment.

  46. No Tony, Pepper’s allergic.

  47. YOU DON’T JUST THROW AWAY STRAWBERRIES!

  48. Can you really just come up with new elements like that? I’m not a chemist but I thought it all depended on the number of electrons.

  49. Coulson, New Mexico will rock your world.

  50. Is a prismatic accelerator one step above a particle accelerator?

  51. DO NOT HURT THAT BIRD

  52. No you will not get laid.

  53. Never trust a psychotic murderer.

  54. That exchange of looks between Pepper and Natasha is exactly how I was feeling and Hammer’s dance.

  55. Hammer. DO NOT CALL PEPPER “HONEY”

  56. I really love how Marvel movies try to make kids feel special.

  57. More Audi sponsorship

  58. Black Widow is so amazing. I can’t help but want to be her.

  59. Oh look, an Oracle Biosphere.

  60. The Banter is what makes this movie great.

  61. Will we see Hammer again?

  62. Too much excitement and long-awaited smooching to take notes.

  63. The Avengers Initiative. What could that be?

  64. Do we think Senator Stern joined Hydra because he was forced to give Tony Stark a medal?

  65. The Stinger: Why isn’t Coulson driving Lola?

  66. It’s Mjolnir!


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